renebow and football

my little sister knows very little about professional sports. and this is only going to be funny for those who know her. she went over with me all the things she knows about the upcoming superbowl:

• the 2 teams playing are the new england patriots and the new york giants
• tom brady is the QB for the patriots. while he is hot, he is probably evil as he broke up with his pregnant actress girlfriend to hook up with a supermodel. and she gave the baby her last name, not his
  
• there was a lot of controversy last week b/c he was wearing a boot
• eli manning is the QB for the giants. he comes from a family of football players, and hes a big pussy. hes not quite as big of a pussy has his brother peyton manning, the QB for the indiana colts, but hes still a pussy.
  
• when you miss a kick (she didnt call it a field goal) you shanked it
• a hail mary is when you throw the ball from really really really far away and a guy catches it in the end zone.
  

i'm pretty amazed she managed to pick up this much information. i guess i should be proud shes gotten this far. i'm especially proud that she knows what a pussy eli manning is. now if i could only explain to her the concept of a quarterback sneak, she would be all set.