you are only making yourself look bad

so i've always known that flipping kidding's sister and i were not the same type of people, and definitely not friends. but we have always been cordial. there are a lot of things i dont agree with her on, especially her politics and her love of guns.

but whatever, i am not without social graces, so ive always been polite and civil to her.

effective immediately, that's out the window. i refuse to be polite to people i don't respect. there's no use in trying to hide it.

flipping kidding got married this weekend. i made the trek to chi town cos it was an event i didn't want to miss. although, i did let her know that gc and i would not be going to church. you never want a heathen like me in church. BURN!

i will admit this upfront. its hard to go to chicago and not try to do to much. i thought that in the course of 55 hours, i would be able to see my parents, eat a meal with mei mei and tsiny, go to the wedding, and still have time to show cuz and cass around town.

i thought i had my bases covered when i told flipping kidding that i would miss the ceremony. not so.

her sister came right up to me when i arrived, and within 5 minutes told me how disappointed flipping kidding was that gc and i had missed the ceremony. i shrugged her off, as it was clear she was already pretty fairly lit from drinking. and its not like i have ever cared about her opinion of me.

a few hours and drinks later, she said the same thing to me again, and it infuriated me, for the following reasons:

1) she already told me. i heard her the first time. im not a drunken idiot who needs things repeated (which is more than i can say for her)

2) flipping kidding is not a child, its not her sister's job to run interference for her. if flipping kidding has a problem with me, we can work it out like civilized adults

3) is it worse for me to have skipped out on the ceremony, or for her to run around wasted, unable to hold her liquor, running her mouth about shit she has no clue about, creepily grope men who are not her husband on the dance floor, and make herself look like an idiot?

4) does it improve her night when she attempts to make me feel bad about something? that's pretty pathetic.

5) finally, its none of her FUCKING BUSINESS what i do or where i go.

being sober, the whole episode left a taste in my mouth worse than after i listened to the completely un-funny and un-clever matron of honor speech she gave.

not wanting to make a scene, i did the appropriate thing. i avoided her for the rest of the night, and told all my friends at the reception what i thought of her. none disagreed with me. two in particular had a few choice things to add.

despite drunk bitch and her uncontrollable mouth, i still managed to have a good time. it was good to see all my hewitt peeps all dressed up and having fun. we've decided we should have a party at flippin kidding's house in december when i am home, and this time i will stay longer than 8.5 seconds.

here's a cutey picture of gc, flippin kidding and myself.




oh, and congratulations to the happy couple!